Biden Tells Kamala Harris 'You're Not Going Anywhere, Kid' - Let's Hope He's Right

Biden Tells Kamala Harris 'You're Not Going Anywhere, Kid' - Let's Hope He's Right

You’d think that after handing Donald Trump a clear path to a second presidency and exposing Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi as puppet masters, President Joe Biden might have finished his holiday gift-giving spree.

But it appears Biden still has a little something left under the tree — and conservatives and the GOP will likely be grinning ear to ear.

This time, the surprise package has everything to do with the perennial political failure that is Kamala Harris.

On Sunday, during a speech to Democratic donors at the DNC holiday reception, Biden, accompanied by his usual entourage of sycophants, couldn’t resist broaching the topic of Harris, as reported by Axios.

For conservatives and Republicans, Biden’s comments were nothing short of a Christmas miracle.

The viral clip speaks for itself:

“But look, it’s also been an incredible honor to serve with someone of immense character that she’s demonstrated throughout her entire career: Kamala Harris,” Biden began, his verbal missteps particularly noticeable that day.

After a forced round of applause for the twice-rejected presidential hopeful, Biden pressed on: “I knew what I was doing [when] I asked her to be my vice president. I knew her. I knew of her. I knew about her. I knew her record. I trusted her.”

(Is Biden’s past-tense use of “trusted” a Freudian slip? Perhaps.)

“She always served this country with purpose and integrity,” Biden continued. “And she always will.”

Turning directly to Harris, who was also in attendance, Biden added, “And you’re not going anywhere, kid, because we’re not going to let you go.”

Perfect.

It’s hard to overstate just how disastrous Kamala Harris has been as a presidential candidate throughout her lackluster political career.

And no, this isn’t just about what happened on Nov. 5. Harris was exposed as a political lightweight long before facing the MAGA juggernaut.

Remember the 2019 Democratic primaries? Harris didn’t just flame out — she combusted spectacularly. Her candidacy couldn’t even withstand a challenge from fellow Democrat Tulsi Gabbard, as voters overwhelmingly rejected her in the run-up to 2020.

(And let’s not forget Harris somehow managed to fail upward, parlaying one of the most embarrassing primary performances in modern memory into the vice presidency. Truly astounding.)

Then came 2024, where her unpopularity once again shone through.

If Biden and the Democratic leadership think they can put Harris back on the ticket for a third time, Republicans should be popping champagne bottles.

Imagine, for a moment, a Kamala Harris faceoff against Vice President-elect J.D. Vance in 2028. Or Harris versus Florida’s no-nonsense Governor Ron DeSantis. It would be a political massacre, opening the door for a new era of Republican dominance.

So please, President Biden, make sure that 60-year-old “kid” is ready for another run in four years.

After all, it’s the kind of Christmas gift that keeps on giving — all the way through 2028.

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